After four days of hard work, the Participants to the 7th
International Symposium of Robotic Research relaxed with a refreshing
hike in the woods and a visit to an ancient monastery with annexed
brewery.
This short march made me think of a humouristic way to frame the
pictures of the Symposium good-bye party. The following is my
imaginary rendition of that event.
The Cyberaedis
My few readers will forgive this daring attempt of summarizing
the long and strenuous quest undertaken by a group of Knights for
the Ideal Solution of the Robotic Revolution (ISRR, for short), which
would make all machines intelligent and all demos successful.
The History of Science tells us that Robotics was born just a few
years ago, in dark laboratories of technical universities.
This is far from the truth.
The true birth of this Science was in fact on the sunny shores of a
city called Troy, where the Xanthus river meets its death in the
sea.
At that time, the war between the Achaian and the Trojan armies had
been fought for a long time, and knights and soldiers were tired and
eager for peace. The king of Ithaca proposed then to build a machine
that would hide in its inside a group of warriors, and that would take
them into the inaccessible Troy.
His engineering team devised a machine that looked like a horse.
It would have walked from the shores to the City walls, and the Trojans
would have worshiped it as a god.
It was a difficult project, since the technology was not quite there,
and the first demo to the Achaian management failed.
We all know what followed, that the horse was built on wheels and that
the war was over. But history does not tell us what happened to
the engineering team after the project was cancelled.
They took the sea on a boat in search of virtue, knowledge and
technologies that would fix their demo, the mythical ISRR the Delphic
Oracle had told them about. They are still sailing the high seas,
coming to shore only during fall, when the fog is dense and only few
can see them.
This is the true account of their last sighting, on the German shores
of the Alps.
Liber 7th: The Herrshing Castle
Finally the Ocean was over and the Knights saw the
promised land . The morning was
foggy and the view not clear, but the ambiguous words of the Oracle
were crisp: reach the shore where the
castle of all mechanisms is
guarding the waters.
Off they went to the land, the castle
overlooking their shoulders. No
turning back was in their mind, although they were sure of the dangers
expecting them.
Monsters
blocked their way. Knights fell and were
tortured . Four days lasted the
battle, and finally the castle yielded to them. It was a time to
celebrate.
Music
and
dances filled the night, sure as
they were that the quest for the mythical ISRR was over.
The battle was successful, but not enough technology was found. The
Oracle did not say that this castle was the end of the quest. Disappointment
overcome the knights.
Alcohol
started flowing in their
midst and
music was
hiding their sorrow. Frustration they discharged among themselves with
last blood fights. Bare handed they
attacked each other, deadly
weapons they pulled in resounding
duels .
Food was
scarce , hunger and
thirst were showing on their
faces
. But, finally, a new hope lighted their
eyes : for sure next place
would yield all the necessary technology, for sure they would fight their
last battle! At that, all the Knights stood up
cheering the new adventure. Out they
went, one last
look at this
land, and off they
marched
to their quest.
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